how about one for Ishmael: "The only music you ever listen to is anime OPs and EDs. You claim to be teaching yourself Japanese but you only know about 20 words and have no grasp of sentence structure. There's a high probability your first exposure to porn was through DeviantArt."
Wow, that's hard to explain and the meme would lose it's charm. Long story short, it's subverting expectations by showing children demanding something in a vary harsh manner, even incorporating german language to force the cook to cook faster :D