I remember back when I was a little sales snake, getting by selling stuff to a few customers, but I never really got the chance to make it out of the snake ghetto.
Then I met Slickter. He became my mentor and taught me everything I know.
I now own 27 scam call centers with about 100 employees each, 3 factories that produce every kind of fake merch and I'm one of the richest snakes around.
Thank you for everything, Slickter! You'll always have a place in my heart with your great looks, charming character and awesome deals!