The news:
Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplies vanish in just 3 days
picture me looking for a button to find the next headline which I expected to be
Arcane Surge in Italy May be Responsible for Mysterious Disappearance of Condoms, Claims Topaz Club
or like
Detective Stone Refutes Accusation of Mundane Club’s Energy Accumulator Provoking Olympic Condom Mishap
The Condom Mystery is Intriguing but Please Focus on Your Studies, Urges Dean
Vanishing Condoms Linked to Garnett College’s Arcanic Prank Gone Wrong
congratulations, your game has ruined (improved) news headlines for me