Wow, great find. CAH is based out for Chicago so there's another Chicago/Midwest connection here. I'm really starting to think if there is a machine out there somewhere still, it's probably in that neck of the woods.
I think I still have a set of these cards from back when (college for me too, apparently that's the time period where CAH is funniest). Need to get it out and see if I have this card. Most folks would have probably just thought it was more of their random humor and not a real thing anyway.
Yeah it's typical CAH lol so random shock humor. The only reason I remember it is because I had just seen Red Turtleneck for the first time the previous day and had nightmares about it
