All approximations based on my attempts
0.0-1.9 second "Wait, my finger slipped!"
2.0-10.9 "Basically Hitler"
5.5-29.9 "Average Veterinarian"
30.0-59.9 - "Just Here to Pet Dogs"
60.0-99.9 - "Hey, you tricked me!"
100.0-600.0 "More important places to be"