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So, the last time I played there was a time limit as opposed to the "round limit". So far, I prefer the time limit WAY more. I just can't earn enough within the number of rounds provided.

Yeah. I was about to think it might be an issue with Itch itself, but that wouldn't be the case since it's also effecting the downloaded version.

HUUGE Framerate drop I've been experiencing! Not even downloading the game saves me from it! What changes were made recently?

I just read the 99mg dose, and it is very coded for Mr Jerry, as opposed to Mr Magpie

"Run before he knows"

"Run he before knows"

"Basement Intel" Is now a better name for flipping all Hint Cards on the bottom row, instead of all multipliers

Blanks have been changed to hints!! That's genius!!

To make it clear why I like this so much, changing blanks to hints literally fixes the one issue I had with this game, which is that there was no way to deduce where the enemy cards were

How did you make it so that the game remembers that you had played before and blocks you from trying again?

Don't tell anyone, but you can get more chances by clearing your cookies

THAT IS INCREDIBLE

How did you do that??

Itch.io comments REALLY need a spoilers feature, am I right???

You might think that the good ending requires no damage and no checkpoints, but all things considered it's very forgiving.

If you can collect just about every heart, you can afford either a check point, or a bit of damage. There are certain turns I'm pretty sure are impossible to do hitless

The heart sprites disappear when you "Click to Focus"

Oh my gosh the Perk Cards have a little flippy animation now :D

04/14/25

I can't move :(

Coolest part of this gimmick: If you erase all your memories of your mentor, you stop replenishing spells because you don't remember how to cast them.

Came back a month later to give it another shot, and matching the case didn't work D': I am so upsetti Spaghetti. Thank you for making the game free btw, it is very nice visually and the music is very good

We don't talk about Mr Jerry

More of this one too, please. I would make candle circles for like, 5 levels. I never expected Spores to be my saving grace.

I've played magpie so many times its so good :(

I want more of this game

HELL YEAH IM A NERD LETS GO

So, I understand that Skulls are negative points, Diamonds are positive points, and Hearts are multipliers to each. Therefore, the goal is to find and open all of the skulls before moving on to hearts, and finally diamonds.

I'm shocked at the lack of Roottree comparisons.

I'm gonna say this one more time in a dedicated comment: I wanna throw away the key.

FYI, I would %100 buy an official Arsonate card game

Are there any between the ones I got?

All approximations based on my attempts

0.0-1.9 second "Wait, my finger slipped!"

2.0-10.9 "Basically Hitler"

5.5-29.9 "Average Veterinarian"

30.0-59.9 - "Just Here to Pet Dogs" 

60.0-99.9 - "Hey, you tricked me!"

100.0-600.0 "More important places to be"

Not Guilty by reason of F*ck that b*tch

THEY KNOW WHEN YOU SWITCH TABS THATS AWESOME

Yeah, maybe an automatic pan back and forth would be better, but I actually don't mind the manual turning. Mitigate, but don't omit. Also, I wanna throw away the key >:)

Edit, actually after thinking about it for a second, not only is the panning already automatic, but also you need the panning to be manual so that you have the option to use the crowbar immediately. You couldn't do that if you were thrown back into the game the moment you got an item. I still wanna throw away the key tho

I shuffled 100 times just to see what would happen. The host did skip telling me how many of each card was in the game, but that might be because I was playing twice in a row.

Some games were hard to get down (I never actually figured out how to pet the cat), but the style is adorable and the content makes me smile :D

Of course there's blood 

I knew that you need to jump out the window (When God closes a door, he opens a window), but I can't figure out how to turn it black

Edit: Nvm I left a drawer open

bow and arrow used on the balloon didn't make my computer explode, 0/10

You actually get the same result for rooottre

Look closer at the fansite. What accessories are they known for? Who's known for wearing what?

Double Hint: Look for a piercing and a sweater.

Weird thing where no matter what I say, Wanda acts like I said something wrong. "Mention you went to university", so I say "I went to University." and that's wrong for some reason.

Edit: Just played three more times and I'm even more convinced that the good ending in the preview screenshots is fake and this whole game is a one-ending art piece about the hell that is 2025 job interviews.