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Is this game unfinished?

I could no longer play the game...

As much as I wanted to like this, it's just too BORING! The nights last far too long, and there's nothing interesting that mixes up the gameplay!

Erm, why?

You shouldn't had made any of the items consumable; I didn't realize that I was able to "eat" the lockbox key!

My favorite part is when blorb said "It's blorbin' time!" and blorbed all over the bad guys. Truly one of the games of all time.

Pretty fun so far! Can't wait for more levels to release!

You forgot to tag this as Adult!

The only way to save them is to make the next game be about a guy with huge pecs!

In the year 2034 the protagonist's breasts are gonna be the size of planets

Huh, I thought she was supposed to hide in the tent or something.

Because A. V. Dossow loves big booby bitches

I found a bug in which using the bear trap on Bigfoot would result in Lucy's decapitated tits & thighs appear nearby.

"This game has been build in November 25th 2024"

Dang, this game was from THE FUTURE!?

Bro, this is NOT RPG Maker...

Sequel idea: I ran over joe biden because he fucking robbed my marshmallows

What kind of dreams am I having to have a pet like THAT?

Not that I'm complaining.

I downloaded a fanmade patch that automatically adds the WeekEnd 1 songs to Freeplay.

Blazin' is apparently an FNF OST Vol 1 song?

Dude, you are literary spreading a pirated version of Baldi's Basics Plus.

You forgot to mark this as Adult!

Woah! I got the joke ending on my first try! I got the true ending afterwards.

Also, the "Can you tell me more about yourself?" option doesn't work.

Headcanon flavors:

• Lust: Vanilla
• Gluttony: Mint
• Greed: Blackberry with candy pieces
• Sloth: Strawberry
• Wrath: Raspberry
• Envy: Chocolate
• Pride: Key lime pie

Erm... I got this error after playing Darnell?

Try funkin-windows-64bit.zip.

#JusticeForFavoritePuppy

I'm currently stuck after putting the lemon seed in the vase. What do I do next?

EDIT: Also, the TV doesn't have subtitles. The man must've forgotten to turn on CC for it!

EDIT 2: I read a guide on Steam and completed the game! Also, the subtitle issue only happens on the itch.io upload, for whatever reason.

Okay, so I entered the second password (the one that opens the encrypted file), and the game seems to end with the player passing out on the floor, then the game resetting? Is that it?

Also, I could barely see the "Explore the room" and "F" text on my screen.

I was surprised that this isn't a timed mission! Maybe this could be an additional mode for the game?

Ohh.

This ended up being surprisingly sweet.

Excuse me, why did you delete my Palworld joke from yesterday? I didn't say it was a scam or anything!

Is the "Clean" microgame even possible?

I was trying to complete the wizard's microgames, and the game just gave an AUTOMATIC S RANK??

Anyways, I S-Ranked it legitimately.

I also found a couple of other mistakes, such as one character not having the correct dialogue portrait and the guards who blocked the way to the castle could still be talked to after they move away, eventually softlocking the game because one of the guards can't move any further. The latter only happens before you enter the castle area, though.

I found an error here!

So it DOESN'T require the monocle to escape the church?

How do I escape, then?

I'm stupid; turns out that I needed to talk to an NPC!

WOW, this game sucks! It seems like there's only one map here! I couldn't enter the building nor read the sign.

Yeah, I did!

Now I'm wondering if it's possible to escape from the church after collecting the cloak, but without the monocle... I don't wanna be softlocked!

What am I supposed to do after getting the demonic necklace?

EDIT: Turns out that I could just leave from where I first spawned in...