I like the humor, and how "broken" the game felt! Decent gameplay, too. Haven't seen the "ceiling climb" mechanic too often in a platformer, glad you added it. I got stuck on a never-ending death loop though: 
There was no way for me to get out of this, since there were spikes on the other side of the hole as well, and pressing shift didn't help when you're starting in mid-air with no horizontal speed.
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I am aware of the never ending death-loop glitch, It should be an easy fix but I wouldn't update the game until the rating period for the game period is over, since updating the game after the deadline seems like cheating. Could you also say what about the game feels broken? Some of it was likley intentional but some could be legitimate bugs that I would want to fix once the game jam is over.