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A jam submission

La Vie Moderne De CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARDView game page

A world for ZZT. Solve puzzles and collect four Cyan keys. What could go wrong?
Submitted by Snorb — 10 days, 10 hours before the deadline
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CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Successful Gameplay?#54.0004.000
Successful Art / Graphic?#54.2864.286
Successful Sound / Music?#73.0003.000
Successful Troll?#93.5713.571

Ranked from 7 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

Judge feedback

Judge feedback is anonymous and shown in a random order.

  • QUESTION: Whether this game is The Worst <3 ? 1. Obj. It would seem that it is not The Worst <3 for you made this game full of delightful silly puzzles and your rants are very good, if not concise. I answer that, although many games might aspire to the title, this one might really be The Worst <3 because it features really, really trolly puzzles (Sokoban anyone?) and so many key colors my head is spinning. Plus it has pictures of the Picard facepalm and we all know those are the worst. Reply to obj. Whereas the dialogues are fine, this player managed to loop back to the very start when he was ONE correct answer away and though to himself "oh, this must be an intentional softlock." It was not an intentional softlock, which is good, because you know the thing about intentional softlocks... ...And that's why Wolverine belongs in the MCU. Anyway, on to this one Math problem I had to do in college... Anyway, where was I? > This game is The Worst <3 > This game is The Worst <3 > This game is The Worst <3
  • Before Keygan: Very cute puzzles! I feel very trolled but also very cozy :3 After Keygan: WHO HURT YOU

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