Firsts things first: Love the writing! It was obvious that you didn't have the time for complex coding or art, so you relied on your sense of humor and there's nothing wrong with that. Idk if the inclusion of regular playing cards is more or less funny now that Balatro exists, But is was cool either way. Selling a 10$ bill for 23$ made me feel like businessman of the century!
There was not much of a storm though and I didn't find a lose condition. Even failing the feather minigame didn't lead to a game over. It has the potential for a really silly self-aware game but I need some really silly stakes and game over conditions.
All in all good job working with what you have

Very clever idea, and good job on the intro. Making a game in a week is hard!

Pretty good card feeling.

Really creative twist on deckbuilding - the clever writing and meta story was really enjoyable too. Love it! Sounds and music on point as well!

As chaotic as it should be

plase add jace the mind sculpter 🙏🙏🙏

The theme really is shoe horned in lol. Very fun tho!  

Very funny experience with great sound design! I feel like I can see the goofiness of the creator in the game. Great job!

Hilarious! Great job

Love the sounds! :D