Oh god, every line of dialogue is twice as long as it needs to be. 

"Everything he touches turns into a joke. Kind of like Midas, who had the power to turn anything he touched into gold."

There's also basically no gameplay... the puzzles were removed when the game was remastered?? And this is part of a trilogy selling for $20 a piece. Jeez.

For anyone else who bought the Ukraine bundle and thought this looked good, I would recommend Exit/Corners instead.