"WHY CAN'T I GET ME SOME LOVINNNN?!?!?!" 45 minutes into the game. (spoilers ahead)

Let me be BRUTALLY real with you. I tried every trait possible. From an Aboriginal Athiest to a Hindu Transgender who likes nature. It took me hours of wondering why I couldn't get a damn mate until I actually made sense of it...

THATS THE WHOLE zai yong POINT OF THE GAME! Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is supposed to be a type of parody, to talk about those stupid  liars on the dating sites. lol baiii