I give this 2 stars for the british-style humor which I appreciated, but the game is so full of bugs it's really unplayable. You don't control colonists directly, which is fine as a concept, until they wander aimlessly not doing all the things you told them to and there is no I/F or feedback WHY they won't obey. Things are not getting done, people are dying, and nobody listens to you. The game focuses too much on its humor and not enough on communicating the path forward to the player. I waited 2 hours for the game to destroy a door I asked it to destroy 2 hours ago (and room creation is a hot mess) while the colonists did nothing and four things never got built - materials were available, but they wouldn't do it. You're dying? GOOD. Do what I ask next time. I gave up. I'm not going to ask for a refund, but I would recommend anyone to steer clear of this. I might forgive for an early-access, but this lack of QA isn't excusable in a released product.
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