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Drillimation Systems rated Tewi jumps off a mountain and dies

A browser Torture made in HTML5.

If you enjoy the feeling of a giant, steaming bowl of frustration, this is the game for you. Marketed as a precision platformer, it's actually a rage game that feels more like psychological warfare than entertainment. The decision to make a platformer entirely click-based is baffling. No matter where you aim, you're likely to plummet into a pit of despair, greeted by the same low-budget explosion effect and a death sound that hits your ears.

The technical execution is equally abysmal. The graphics look like they were made in Microsoft Paint. Tewi appears as a blob of sidewalk chalk art and the platforms look like lifeless blocks from a poorly-designed Minecraft resource pack. The hitboxes are completely broken; you'll explode even if you're a full meter away from a spike. It's not a test of skill when the game can't even tell where your character ends and the floor begins.

The only redeeming quality of this game is that it is mercifully short and free to play. It technically runs without crashing, which is the bare minimum, but that just means the nightmare doesn't end until you choose to close the window.