Thought it would be a short escape room game. Didn't look too far into the description, I was just looking for a bunch of indie browser games to try. That was six hours ago.

It's pretty formulaic, and predictable, in retrospect. It doesn't try to reinvent the whole "whodunnit" escape room/death game thing. And that's the kicker. I thought I knew what was happening, I had my suspicions. Everybody knows the cliche, and most stories like this jump the gun too fast, leaving terrible half-finished ideas and plot holes. 

Not this game. This game gagged me. Snatched my weave, even. I am astounded, impressed, awed, flabbergasted, frothing at the mouth. This game is insane. I am an entirely different man. LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.