Five Stars are a lot I know. What does it need to get five stars you ask?

Well  1 Star means the game is not competently executing on it's ideas. Maybe it's really buggy, maybe it's unfinished or maybe it's just not making sense.

2 Stars are a big step up. I understand 2 stars as a competent gaming experience with one big problem. It wasn't enjoyable or interesting enough for me to personally reccommend it to others.

3 Stars on the otherhand signify that, whatever makes the game great is worth for more people to hear about it and experience the same thing. It introduces novel ideas, it's enjoyable or thought provoking or it's simply a good game.

4 Stars are already something special. A game has to exceed expectations.  Some aspect of the game shines bright above any game similar to it. Maybe the characters feel just a tad bit more realistic or the pixel art just has a bit more charm than most others.

What does a game need to do to deserve 5 Stars? The game exceeds my ability to evaluate it objectively. 

Fuck this game helps me feel more alright in my own body while playing it. I can vanish from my painful existence for the few minutes (and sometimes hours) I spend in there. (Also the sex is hot) Now whenever someone asks me for my favourite videogames, besides like critically acclaimed and maybe slightly snobish titles, like Disco Elysium, Noita and Baldursgate 3 I will also list the funny little sex game where you are a hot android tgirl fucking all your equally hot and gay friends. Thanks for making this. (I don't know how to write non-cheesy reviews I am sorry)