Good:

• Frame Rate is buttery smooth
• The design is has strong foundations, much like my bones after all this calcium.
• Difficulty is spread evenly across the game
• Couldn't belive the secret level was not butter.
• Combat is satisfying, smooth, and easy to learn, like a knife through butter
• Soundtrack simply melts in your ears

Bad:

• Content felt milked
• Story felt low fat weak, with a wholesale lot of nothing going on.

Overall, would serve with some lightly toasted bread or a bagle.