A browser game made in HTML5.
Play a clunky pretend-rhythm game and hitting the blue beats or the red beats (pick one and stick to it), and the more you hit the more the scene in the background changes and the harder the gameplay gets.
I say "pretend" because it's touted as a rhythm game but the music doesn't really have any strong beats for the notes you play to match to, so it's more about visual timing rather than audio.
The game's got issues, it's not a good "game", but the art's nice, the art's the only thing saving it from being a 1 or a 2 star game though (even if you can't actually LOOK at it.) (Also I tend to be more lenient with inflation/expansion games because I want Itch to recommend me more of them, I don't want it to believe I hate inflation.)
The biggest issue of all is that AGAIN it's a game where your eyes are locked into one part of the screen, way off to the right as the gameplay speeds up and the notes turn invisible sooner. Where's the art? Off to the left. Where are your eyes? On the right.
What's even worse is that picking the blue or the red notes selects what pictures you're going to get and the pictures you're getting are the ones during the minigame, so, say you pick the cumflation path, the cumflation you're here for is the thing that you're missing, and as the game progresses, she gets bigger, but the game's faster and harder, ensuring you're looking right and not left, so you miss the whole thing.
What do you get when the game's finished? A random goo blob lady, regardless of what path you pick. No gallery, no way to see the pictures you missed.
On top of all this, it feels like about 10% of the notes are missing completely, even if I'm sure I got the timing right. I think that might be because my monitor is cheap and the video latency's not great. If it was a "real" rhythm game I'd be screwed, my headphones are not low-latency either, ha.
That said, I don't think a game this simple (or easy) justifies implementing a latency calibration tool, so uh, I'll just deal with it, it's fine. I'm hoping there's no secret bonus for getting 100% though.
