Goop Kitty ate most of a rural town following the invention of the Pizza Bagel, which required the sacrifice of St. Josephina, who was part of a Wizard Gang. Walter White (skeleton) helped.

Later, a sentient pumpkin killed the pope. Pope President Jesus Christ Superstar II to be precise. It actually turned the pope into a dove, but it was a dove before "The Incident".

President George W. Bush really wants to play GTA: San Andreas, but these guys keep moving 30 minutes backwards in time.

It is a good game. Easy to run, easy to play. Get silly.