I'm tempted to give it a 5 just because it really is the official Charlie the Unicorn Dating Simulator, but that would be misleading. There's definitely fun to be had there, but the simplistic gameplay combined with most candidates' characterization makes it feel like you're trying to talking to a bunch of puppeteered corpses instead of real people. How freaky is that.

Regardless, the most important factor is - this is the game that made me fall in love with Liopleurodon. Sorry, Starfish! You don't quite have the same sublime charm. Also, just like in The Raccoon Who Lost Their Shape, there's jumping. What good would a dating sim be without it?