It's a fun game when it runs, but it just feels really bad when a game has five and a half entire pixels to its name and my shitty laptop can't run it at higher than one frame per six seconds, even downloaded and fullscreen with Vsync off and no other programs running.

The first two levels weren't that bad, and I thought I might even get to see The Porn in This Alleged Porn Game, but the third level is completely unbeatable on my computer, no matter what settings are on (all the enemies that puke eight projectiles onto the gameboard at once probably aren't helping).