Swatting cop cars into the stratosphere with a bat, and then blasting them completely into orbit with a handheld anti-air cannon - this has long been a dream of mine, going back to when I was just a little boy. And, well... dreams really do come true sometimes, folks.

Spiritual truths aside, this was just the sort of cathartic, no-challenge experience I needed tonight. If you're craving something like that, this should absolutely satisfy you

Also, if you're interested in what I believe to potentially be a weirdly perfect pairing for this game: I think that playing this after a particularly heated session of LOEK leaderboard climbing could very well be the real-life equivalent to taking the Limitless pill