Every page, every section, almost every sentence is a non sequitur, making it very hard to follow. The writing is so disjointed that one has to wonder if it is produced by a generative pre-trained transformer.

But the store page is nothing like that, so I don't think it's a result of the writer not being a native speaker. Besides, that's hardly ever a problem with other games, and I can understand what the sentences are trying to say, it's just that they don't mean anything: they are just strings of words in more or less grammatically correct order. Nor do I think it is a deliberate device, because then it would be a transient thing, but it isn't, it just keeps going without ever resolving.

It's very queer, like looking at a painting through a kaleidoscope...