I left my family for this game. My wife told me that if I didn't stop playing this game 14 hours per day, she and the kids would leave. I said screw them. I may be hated by my entire family, and her family, but it does not matter. My love for Tank Hank (with screenshots) is greater. I currently live in a motel, working at a McDonalds (I play Tank Hank on the register and the bosses computer) to live. I eat fries and 3 Big Macs for every meal, just so I have more time to play Tank Hank. This is my most played video game of all time. When I found it, it was love at first sight. I can't pay child support, because I've spent all my funds on the motel and better computer hardware to play more Tank Hank in 4k ultra HD. When I feel depressed, I open up Tank Hank and play for hours on end. The police are actively searching for me, and when they find me, I will be playing Tank hank. Thank you for creating this amazing, wonderful game, greenj2822. I thank you so much. Goodbye.
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