Probably the worst game that can be classified as a "game" on this site. I wouldn't even call shite that took 1 minute to make and is just an unplayable gargle of colours a game, that'd be shovelware instead.

In summary, this is the true "baby's-first-RPG" experience, it is a clicker game where you press on the space button until you kill enemies you come across and you hope they don't kill you first. If gameplay doesn't sound riveting enough, let me tell you about the graphics.

The graphics, other than the tiles which I presume were exported from itch.io or opengameart.org and the opening/title screen, are terrific. The NPCs all look featureless to some extent, there's no shading to speak of. There's also what I can best describe as an "artstyle incompatibility" going on in this game, for example trees and mountains have pitch black outlines while the ground tiles have darker tones for outlines. This inconsistency further highlights the overall ugliness of the game. Another thing that can be best seen on the page's screenshots are the transitions. Grasslands immediately turn into rivers with nothing inbetween. The developer couldn't even bother adding another tile acting as a pit or better yet improve the tileset with tilesetter (the free version OFC) to fix all of that. It seriously reminds me of that NES trashfire of stargazers (Google it) visual-wise. TL;DR: It's lazy and bad.

Because graphics aren't everything, infact I'd say I'm not myself super competent in that department, there's 1 last thing that makes this game particularly awful.

The writing is hilariously bad, the game opens up with both the most cliché story ever and a juvenile writing style with its lol random humour. The opening was a tripe to read thru and had weird jokes in it. One of the jokes interspersed into the plot is basically something like "If it's night forevar how can we read the bible, we need duh sunlight 4 dat. The evil knight must be stopped!" I'm prolly paraphrasing incorrectly, but it was something to that extent, the plot couldn't even keep me engaged long enough for me to remember a simple detail. Also the antagonist, the eV1l KnIgHt has one of the most ridiculous dialogue I've ever seen in a video game, firstly and completely umpromptedly he comes towards the protagonist which I named Ann Frank, so I'm going to keep calling him or her that, and told Ann Frank that she will never defeat him, she will never save the world and is a weakling that should go back killing slimes. Holy shit dude, not even Shadow The Hedgehog is this edgy and what the hell both I and Ann Frank don't even know who the fuck you are, she was minding her own business and you just decided to bully her for no reason whatsoever. Just compare this clown to much better villains like Ganondorf from Zelda or Kefka/Sephiroth from FF. Also why does the knight want to turn the world to night forever, what will that accomplish? He's literally that one villain in fiction that only exists to be a villain and nothing else. https://funnyjunk.com/channel/zawarldo/Villian+tiers/GNupLTA/

In summary this game deserves 1 star because:

1. Its gameplay is boring pure and simple.
2. Its graphics are lazily done.
3. Its writing and story suck.

The only positive I've had with this game is the music, it's not the best thing in the world, but atleast it's enjoyable.

And although this is all supposed to be satirical, because of it being so boring, unfunny and borderline infuriating at times. Go play something else with a good satire of RPG tropes, there are many games that are alot better than this even.