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  "You have a problem: you're out of work, and the government is threatening to cut off your benefits. Don't worry- Oswald Mandias will help you. He'll help everybody. Once his dreams of resurrecting an ancient kingdom are realised, nobody will be spared his benevolence.

  In this free, adventure-choosing graphic novel game, you must outwit drugged-up zombies, genetically modified monstrosities, seductive sisters and one very sadistic secretary, in order to prevent a dark and terrifying future for mankind. Oh, and get to the pub quiz in time because your mate Dave won't stop nagging you about it."

  From the creators of Witches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My)

FEATURES

Explore, use objects and solve puzzles, 

Excellently written with surreal and dark humour- the follow up to WItches and Bandits and Swords (Oh My) (the ebook version of which was a runner up in the Big Als Books and Pals Readers Choice Awards),

Fullscreen and windowed full screen options,

13+ but uncut NSFW version coming soon,

Backgrounds photographed on location in Staffordshire at Bunny Hill, Newcastle-under-Lyme and Tamworth Castle,

Meet very strange characters played by Deviant Art models,

Short gameplay- estimated completion of one hour,

You really don't want to know what that 'meat' photo actually is.