THIS IS A PARODY
THIS IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH NINTENDO/GAME FREAK/THE POKEMON COMPANY INTERNATIONAL. IT IS ONLY A PARODY DESIGNED TO MAKE FUN OF THEIR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Do you like video games, and Japanese culture? Are you a huge weeb with an anime girl avatar? Do you drink the sweat of your favorite Twitch streamers to keep yourself awake at night? THEN THIS GAME IS FOR YOU! NOT POKEMON: MISTY ORANGE is a dating parody sim of the original Pokemon games and anime!
DOWNLOAD HERE: https://kwatar.itch.io/mistyorange
Ash Ketchum never went on his Pokémon adventure but stayed home in his mom's basement to play video games, watch anime, and ogle 'Tat streamers. One Friday night, his favorite streamer and leader of the Water Gym (Misty!) announces she will marry whoever can beat her in a Pokémon battle by the end of the weekend! Armed with no potential, training, or capabilities of any kind, Ash rushes off on a magical journey to win the love of his life! But will all those beautiful women he meets along the way really let him get to Misty?
NOT Pokémon: Misty Orange is a dating sim parody of the early Pokémon games/anime. It's based on Pokébeach's 2008 interview with Masamitsu Hidaka, the former director of the Pokémon anime. In addition to some other gems, Hidaka stated the Pokémon anime wouldn't then keep Misty as a permanent character because they liked switching up girl characters and slapping them in bathing suits to keep boys interested. The current demo is a third of the game's length, with an expected completion of the whole game within the next two to three years.
- Misty!
- Over two hours of straight unabated memes!
- Designed for streamers!
- Receive female attention (females are not actually real)!
- Secret content galore!
- Branching dialogue and sub-quests!
- A questionable understanding of biology!
- Exclamation Points!
- Catch tons of Pokémon? No limitations!
“The writing just teeters on being raunchy and suggestive without being straight up vulgar, and there were many moments that made me legitimately laugh out loud” ~ Trogador
POKEMON GO TO THE DOWNLOAD https://kwatar.itch.io/mistyorange
