do you hate:

• subroutines?
• object oriented objects?
• sustainable code?

look no further, with everyones least favourite language gotochan!

gotochan is an esoteric programming language made almost entirely of goto and labels. its designed to be as difficult to read as possible. take a look at some example code:

counter = 10
param = ~countdown:~
param += counter
param += ~\n
goto say
counteriszero = counter == 0
param = 0.5
goto wait
counter -= 1
goto +2 if counteriszero
goto -9
param = ~blast~off!
goto say

can you guess what it does?

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