This is an unusual game experience because it is made for Jakob Wanderath. And you are probably not him. However, you are invited to download and try the game experience for yourself. There are quite a few secrets but unless you are Jakob, you will probably not get to experience them. Sorry.

So why would you care? Well, I have been trying to get Jakob to play experience this game thing without luck. He doesn't reply to my Facebook messages and my emails bounce. But if enough people message him, or just talk about this thing maybe he will see it. I know it is a lot to ask, but could you help me out and message him?

You can find the game experience here: https://webagent.itch.io/there-are-two-things and this is his Facebook profile https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100075480548826

I understand that you might want to brute force your way in. This is not the way. In fact, there is no way unless you are Jakob. I am being honest when I promise you there is no hidden message that you need to find or some secret button. If you are not Jakob, I don't see how you would get in. But go ahead, try it out. Prove me wrong.

Oh and if you are already trying it, could you let me know if everything works? I want to make sure that Jakob has a good experience when he downloads the game. So any feedback is highly appreciated. 

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Jakob, if you are reading this. You have to try this. It took me so much time to make this. Please don't be angry that I am posting your profile here, it was the only way. And it worked, didn't it? So please get over yourself. I promise I made this thing to your liking. I added lots of art, references, and secrets. I am also not sure if you are still using Windows. If not, you can also play the Browser version here http://no-context.com but it's a bit laggy. So if you are on Windows, just download it. Thank you.