Hey, you know what's scary? Ghosts. Good thing I don't believe in them, because boy would that make my bowels upset. My stomach would be more sloppy than diet coke and mentos in a blender but ghosts don't exist so I would never have bathroom problems like that

Oh right, the game. NIGHTMARE'S HAUNT! This is an RPG Parody Hack of Temmie Chang's Dweller's Empty Path! 

Zera is a sexy demon lord and you are a young woman, hungry for love but woefully ignorant in its ways. So, you become his maid.  But what's this? He's taken a wife! And she likes PIES! And you, as a maid, HAVE TO GET AND MAKE THE PIES! Oh no, you only wanted Zera's pies. What have you gotten yourself into? Preferably not a haunted house because, like I said, bowel troubles...

CAN YOU WIN THE HEART OF ZERA AND QUENCH HIS WIFE'S NEW THIRST FOR PIES? Or will you become the pie? Metaphorically. Like, the crust I guess would be your skin and the fruit would be your various organs. In this pie-eat-pie world, you can never be too cautious, that's all I'm saying. Also, pies don't have bowels. 

DOWNLOAD THE GAME TODAY!!!!!!!!

ITCH.IO LINK: https://kwatar.itch.io/nightmares-haunt

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