If I register, the register button does nothing, and if i log in, it loads for ~5 minutes then says that I "Reconnected" and "An error occurred" and stuff like that.

Something happened on the webserver today and we are investigating what happened, and it appears that you triggered a bug! You can now test the game again. Thanks!

Edit: Yes, you triggered it. I will try to fix it ASAP!

Edit #2: No, you didn't. Need to keep an eye on this.

Edit #3: Weird, but it was you, but it is a really weird case.

This was fixed successfully. It was a problem with the email verification.

Please, keep testing the game. Thanks!