Hello there coolio / coolieina. What's that? You're wondering how I know you are sooooo cool? Because, obviously, you like things that are cool! The only except I bet are the boys, which you only like hot HOT HOT!!!! As such an awesome, fun-loving person, I suspect you also like at least three of the four things below:
- Parties
- Fun
- Roth IRA contributions
- Shredding your parent's bills and IRS documents because taxation is theft
If one or most but not all of these things describe you, you are in luck! I, the author of this stupid post, have released Captured Canyon, a parody hack of Temmie Chang's Escaped Chasm. In this hack, you play as the most wonderful girl in the entire world as she throws the most smashing party every known to the existence of humankind while her parents are gone!
But I know what you're thinking: Kwatar (That's me!), where can I download this gem of a game? And, how much money can I rain upon you for this obviously fun time that I definitely want to play? No worries, player, it can be downloaded here:
https://kwatar.itch.io/captured-canyon
And it's completely free to play!!!!!!!! So play todayyy!!!!!!!!!!
*Game is not garbage candy; candy in garbage is garbage candy and probably delicious.