Hello Postmaster!
You are St. Dasher, one of the revered Saints of Kinsmend, the postmaster of Kinsmend Village, and a complete workaholic.
You're usually far too busy every winter to take part in the festivities. But this year, your fellow Saints have cooked up a scheme to get you to... have fun. Ugh.
At least you know where your keys went.
You will need the free interactive fiction software Quest in order to play this game. http://textadventures.co.uk/quest
Rain Nor Snow Nor Stupid Friends currently works only on Windows.