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I appreciate the sir for being so patient with me :pray:

I really liked this one :D I beat it after dying 7 times. Is that good or bad? I don't know! The ambient sounds and stuff were really nice. It's a fun concept and it's fun to slowly master moving around in reverse. I actually also really liked the cutscenes. They were just the right amount of AI-crispy. 

Also, I tried to get the same human-certificate but failed to complete it, so I guess I am a robot :C

Another absolute banger from the master himself! 🔥

RIP plants, but at least Cactus is hanging on like the strong boi he is 💪💪

I can't BELIEVE bonsai would lie to me like that! How rude! I got to 150 bloom, is that good? Then all my plants died. I should probably, just throw them in the trash. Right??? 

Really nice! Kind of reminds me of the scene in Star Wars where they try to infiltrate the death star :D How did you make the tunnel, is it procedurally generated? Also really cool ambient sounds, it sounds great! 

What a goofy game! :D I found the art style really charming, despite being simple!

WITH THE POWER OF PISS, DEFEAT YOUR ENEMIES!!!

For some reason the first time I got seen by a security guard it scared the bejesus out me! Cool idea, very well executed. I really liked the touch where the music changes depending on if it's light or not! 

The presentation here is just *chefs kiss*. Liked the music in the lifting part so much I wish I could've kept lifting!

Hilarious idea, how did you even come up with this xD Really like the snail art, and the UI is very fancy too! I hope I got away from the big snail boss at the end! 

Lol! Thanks. I too hope this game inspires more games to use 100% of the keyboard, all the time. I mean, I paid for the whole keyboard, imma use the whole keyboard! 

Also - uuuh yeah I did not think about the fact that people may have mapped escape to some other key, oops :D But I'm glad you figured it out lol. That's what we get for leaving undocumented features in the game... hehe :p

Super fancy aesthetic all around, really fun interactions, animations, and sounds. Just all around a very fun game, with a unique idea, and super solid execution! I was not expecting to play hamster matchmaker today but here we are :D

I am speed itself, my horsepower immense, breaking speed barriers and hopefully flowers. This was a delightful, super fun game. Absolutely loved it! 

I've never played baseball before, but I am 100% confident that this is exactly what it's like to play :D 

Got 98 score on my first playthrough. Super satisfying hit effects, great graphics, fun gameplay loop! What else is there to say! 

The art style and pixel art is really good! Fun concept, I liked exploring the world. Boss battle was hard but really cool. I kinda panicked when trying to run back, but I made it :D

Love the mechanics , art and overall polish - a lot of attention to detail! The fact that you managed to make a whole boss fight is really impressive!

I don't think the game is working for me :( I can pick up the serum but as soon as I load into level one, I am prompted to use my ability with left mouse click but nothing happens! Tried waiting for a while but still nothing. Which is too bad because the game looks really fancy so I wanted to try it. Just thought I would let you know in case it's a bug.

As usual, I don't understand how you fit this much awesome stuff into your game in such a short period of time! Game + Level design is really good. You even managed to fit a boss fight in! When you introduced the tether, I already thought it was a great concept for a game mechanic, but you kept introducing more cool stuff! Platforming was really solid too. Art, music, everything comes together really well into a solid package that I really enjoyed.

The presentation is just incredible! Not sure how you managed this much polish in such a short time, well done!

I saved the earth! Really fun concept and good execution too! Sometimes it was really hard to time the powerlift, but overall, great idea. I also tried to stand on top a surfboard to launch myself into space as well, but that didn't work unfortunately xD. The finale of getting to stop the asteroid was awesome. I think I had two seconds left on the timer, so I was very stressed clicking my mouse at that point! But I did it! :D

Graphics feel so slick somehow! Quite detailed in terms of how much you managed to include, like trying to walk backwards out of the level you even added an animation just for that! I like the mechanic, with the totem. Maybe the game was a bit too hard overall? 

Nice art! I felt really bad firing all the cats as the manager cat, lol. Fun minigames too. Finally I can live out my dream as a fat-cat! Was also fun to keep becoming more powerful, lol. I thought the president would be the most powerful! 

Nice art! I felt really bad firing all the cats as the manager cat, lol. Fun minigames too. Finally I can live out my dream as a fat-cat! Was also fun to keep becoming more powerful, lol. I thought the president would be the most powerful! 

A little rough around the edges but still fun! Would be awesome with some range indicators for the towers and the power stations. I love how over the top the sound effect of the shooting is xD

Nice! Love the very fancy rainbow effect on the "room clear" text. Sometimes it's pretty hard to find the switch, especially when it spawns near the middle of the screen, but never too hard! 

Lol I absolutely love the ragdoll effects on the humans xD From the immense power of the left click just throwing stuff everywhere, to the POWER Walk, and then the humans fortnite dancing in the corner... Made me laugh more than once :D

Cool! At first it wasn't super clear to me how to "consume" the insects but I figured it out. Also, was there any way to eat a fly that's already on top of you? I tried to eat it but couldn't. But yeah I love how fun it was to just swing out the tongue, the movement of it is very satisfying! 

This is awesome. I love that you get to pick up the "bullets" and repel them midair!

Awesome idea and awesome music (as usual!). :D

Awesome :D I got the magical kingdom ending. I love the Geomancer xD

A blistering critique, of not just the insane cost of living plaguing society worldwide, but also the sinister depths of the art industry. A masterpiece of storytelling married together by incredible gameplay - as the strokes of my brush embraced the various canvases oh so lovingly, I was imbued by the essence of Rembrandt while playing this game, and thanks to it, I was for but a brief moment given the authority of a true artist. 

Also music is 10/10 as always and thanks for letting me enjoy amogus AND abstract squidward in the same game. Truly a one of a kind experience. 

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Awesome presentation, really feels like I'm on the other side of the screen of an NES! 

Really amazing art, fun idea and good execution. I have so much respect for what the poor computer needs to do now! x)

Great idea and execution. I just wish it was longer :D

The game I spent the longest playing so far! It's addicting trying to get the perfect ship each round!

Amazingly polished and so much fun to play. Definitely the game where I laughed the most while playing!

One of my favorites, the graphics look amazing. It was really fun to explore a version of the same castle as the one we've been jamming in!

Knee-deep in metaphysical metaphors, you created an astonishingly accurate portrayal of modern life. Furthermore, the combination of AI permeating every kitchen, bedroom, place of work in the game results in an alien, yet familiar sense of unnerving belonging. Especially the second act, where the rifle, is surreptiously located in your office, hints at moral quandries yet to come. In the end this masterpiece uproots expectations and smashes elephants. I believe everyone should give this a shot.

Also. Read the first letter in every line. Except for the one above this one, this one doesn't count either. Also the editor doesn't have the same line width as the resulting post. #pain.