Hahah thanks for the funny story and the bug report. I have actually seen this issue before!
In the one time I saw this issue before, it had to do with old video drivers. Now the person who reported this issue to me before only had integrated graphics and didn't realize you can still update drivers for integrated graphics. If you figure out what you have, you can update the drivers and it shouldddd fix the issue.
If you have intel integrated graphics by chance, you can use this link to figure out what you need: https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/support/detect.html Let me know if you're able to fix it!



