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Way too fucking difficult for me, I couldn't get past the fourth wave (and then I think the windows build is a little broken because it was saying wave 1 when i retried but it immediately spawned 4 shotgunners, and then harder enemies again and again each time i retried - unless of course the game is MEANT to be THAT unfair)

Anyway I'm sure this is fun for someone with the patience and skill to play it but unfortunately I am not that guy

This was awesome, that last line gave me a real good laugh. That first attack in the second phase of the boss fight felt a little unfair since even when I knew what was coming i found it extremely difficult to get to the other side of the arena without taking damage, but otherwise it was a really fun fight and game overall

This was cute, the IKEA maze was a liiiittle confusing but got through it easy enough

You have no idea how hyped I was when i saw "hey pops" show up on screen

i'm blind and didn't realise the bottom right had requests of what the customers wanted so the first customer got whatever the first thing that worked in the cauldron was and then i spent the rest of the game trying to find where everything was and didn't manage to serve even one customer until they all disappeared and bulk showed up 😭 once i figured everything out it was a lot of fun though, I think the thing you commented a few days ago about adding an item preview in a post-jam build would be super beneficial so you don't just end up having an inventory full of trash immediately and having to rush to figure out how to get rid of it. It's a fun game once you've figured it out, I just think it's missing a little bit of instruction

Everything else aside I really love how the game looks, great job with the art

Lots of silly little flavour text that was consistently entertaining, liked the multiple endings (and glad you had the failsafe NPC there so I could see the cutscene for the one ending I didn't get)

I have the v1 download yeah, i only got it yesterday

Glad to hear you managed to get round to fixing stuff, I'll give the game another go tomorrow and hopefully all of the gamebreaking stuff is gone lmao. Didn't even know the Esc key crashed the game, that's funny as hell

Hey so you've got a pretty significant bug where after being sent to the main menu and starting the game again you don't get control back - also the downloadable version runs the counters WAY too fast so you lose all of your calcium almost immediately and the milk droplets are way too fast to even begin to react to (and honestly as they are in the web build i find them too fast to catch more than maybe 2 or 3 but that might just be me) - I can see this getting fun though

This had me laughing most of the game, loads of funny flavour text. Only a short experience but fills every second of it

Ending screen caught me completely off guard lmao

I wish I could figure out exactly how the battles work cause a lot of the time i thought i had it figured out only for my guy to get absolutely annihilated and lose all my mouney - as beginners luck always is i managed to get to the 5th race with almost 1000 and then lost it all and not betting at all would've been a much better outcome. This will be an awesome stream game

The writing in this was great, lots of funny moments, the skeleton was awesome, and i'm glad the puzzle rooms were simple enough to get through quickly but still require a little bit of thought. Great job and I hope your other project goes well

Had no reason being as funny as it is, the music fading in in the first save room killed me - although if i was meant to be able to do anything but punch things i couldn't figure out how

Also as a heads up, the downloadable build is broken, Bulk's speed is unplayably slow, it'd take you 10 minutes to get out of the first room

I had a lot of trouble trying to get the super jump to work (i'm still not entirely sure exactly how it works) and I was a little overwhelmed by just how many mechanics there were but there's definitely potential here and it would've been cool to see some more levels even if i'm terrible at the game

i wish it wasn't such a grind to try and get hair at the start, you lose all your hair you basically just sit around for a while hoping that both someone falls asleep soon and that you can get to them in time to actually get any hair from them, i like the concept but i did not want to play it for 45 minutes lmao

also i think the roulette tables are broken, I can only ever bet on them once and i don't get any hair even if i win

Mario galaxy if it was good

I hope you guys can iron out the bug with randomly being bugsted cause this could be fun as a properly working game, the poLice pun is funny and the beam mechanic is neat

You might also want to A) lock movement in the menus because right now you can still move around and in fact you can go ahead and bald people before hitting start, and B) also put an invisible wall at the top of the map cause you can go back up to the menu screens and press buttons which completely fucks up the camera lmao

This is fun and silly, I like the multiple endings (and the fact that getting the conditioner shows up as the second option on the screen to hint at there being another option). I did however run into a problem where the minox/poop/knife combo doesn't give you anything to click when you check on the pot, so you're softlocked there

Interesting battle system, although if you get enough money you can absolutely cheese the hell out of it, i didn't realise until the last fight that i could just buy a bunch more energy and wipe it out in a single turn, though i did realise before that that you can just buy a bunch of lunches and become basically invincible 

EDIT: Saw there was a new version of the game, downloaded that and the audio works!!! 

Firstly don't apologise I feel like an ass constantly being like "um it still doesn't work" T_T

That being said, ran the UE setup and it detected I needed ANOTHER different .NET Framework so I installed that and somehow it STILL doesn't work, starting to think I just have a cursed version of Windows 11

This was awesome, satisfying to figure out the levels and even more satisfying to finish some of them with a spare bald guy left (namely 7, 9, 11, 12 i had two spare, 15, and 16)

i suck ass at this so i cheated and just watched the cutscenes for the better endings (thank you for including them separately), it's a fun movement system and I like the game it's just not my forte lmao

I do wish there was a way to go back to the main menu other than finishing the level though, a couple times i made mistakes that were so bad it wasn't even worth going on to finish it 

Got a little confused at the end of the first section cause i didn't realise the sword was interactable but once i got past that i got through the rest of the game without issue and what a lovely atmosphere to experience, lovely little thing you guys have put together

oh no he's hot

jump sound make my ear feel really guude

getting the same thing as Tenshit, i can see there's more in the screenshots and the file is 130MB, but nothing happens except you go back and forth in the one screen or jump off the edge and fall in the grey forever

i can't fucking get the spoiler thing to work but yeah that's the solution, thank you

fuuuuuck of course, the classic "you forgot that this is the way you did it before didn't you"

Can i have a spoiler on what to do on that last puzzle cause I'm at exactly the same point and I cannot for the life of me compute a way to get a hair placed on that last platform, unless there's another mechanic i'm missing it's literally impossible to be facing that direction without stepping onto the tile, i've been staring at this for like 15 minutes and i  don't even have a vague idea of what i'm supposed to do

This was awesome, what a great mechanic, always fun to spiderman around, cutscenes were excellent too lmao

Game works perfectly with the new download

Fun shmup, really like the long ass hair trail when you get to a high level (along with the portrait growing hair), and christ alive that ramps up fast, I only managed to get like 3100 points. Shame there wasn't any music though (unless of course, that's also broken)

I had no idea what I was meant to do at first because the first two times I opened the game I instinctively pressed Esc to try and access a pause menu because good lord mouse sensitivity is LOW - but of course that immediately skipped the skeleton as soon as he showed up so I thought it was an easter egg and not instructions 😭

Anyway it's a fun idea once you get into it but personally the mouse sensitivity really hindered my desire to play it for more than a couple days, which I'm fully aware is just a me problem

Awesome to play, the 3D Model->2D Spritework was awesome, funny little Doom clone, nice job

Got a message saying setup failed because I already have the Visual C++ stuff installed (which I do, can see it on my programs list in control panel) so I really don't know, checked .NET framework stuff too since I know that can cause issues sometimes as well but all's good with that too

Brings this message box up twice - I have that end user runtime installed and everything, but it's something that isn't native to windows anymore in 11 so it might be that there's something else it thinks it needs that isn't native to 11 either

This is a cool sonic-adventure-style game, sadly i couldn't get the audio to work because windows 11 doesn't think i have X Audio 2.7 installed (i do, i can see the file right there in my system32) so i feel like i can't rate the game until i see a version of it with the audio working correctly (hopefully some of the judges stream it like they did last year)

The movement on this is so goddamn fun it's just a shame the bald theme isn't integrated as much as it could've been

Hi, can't run this due to missing some dll files (apparently lua51, love, and SDL2 couldn't be found), are these files that I can get anywhere or what?

never thought i'd see "skifree but you slide in a dungeon on fren's polished bald head" but here we are, very addictive

I wish there was something like an increased limit with the polishing at the start cause i found it incredibly easy to polish entirely before 2 but that's hardly much of a fault when it's only 5 seconds and the start of the game

did you ever get past this because i tried myself for like 10+ minutes and was just completely unable to find a good middle ground between being slow enough to not fly straight into the saws and being fast enough to still duck