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It's worth every penny and you can always wait for a Steam sale.

Got it in two.

I've tried upgrading every monkey I could think of and none of them can deal with the Camo Leads. Not sure how the player is meant to deal with those.

Also, the current implementation of the "SMUT" tower makes it a waste of money. It costs a huge amount of money to invest in buying/upgrading it while never paying itself off. It either needs to generate more money per tick, or do something else like increase end-of-round profits or per-balloon money earned. 

I guarantee you have not played your own AI slop game. This thing sucks.

Lame AI issues aside, this game truly highlights what a terrible experience UNO is when you are forced to take it seriously. 

0/5

Edit: I have since played Red Pearls of Borneo and it is spectacular. It has every right to stand alongside Obra Dinn, Roottrees, and other greats of this genre. I do not believe that the same person who created that incredible game would have made this game out of anything other than a love for the genre and a desire to tell great stories.

To the game's author: I'd like to apologize for jumping to conclusions. I am deeply wary of the usage of AI in artistic and creative endeavours and I allowed my wariness to bias me against what I'm sure is a delightful project. Please continue to share your art with the world. 

I've left my original comment below intact to preserve the context of the comment section, but please know that I no longer agree with what I wrote.

Anyone enjoying this should just play Type Help instead

To say that this is "inspired" is laughable. You've fully stolen the primary gimmick of that game down to the naming convention of the files.

How shameless do you have to be to fully steal someone's game, sloppily rework it with AI, and then release it as if it's a new product? 

If this is the future of indie gaming, the future is looking bleak. 

Is it a balance choice not to have Aces wrap around? Seems odd that I can't -1 on a 2 or +1 on an Ace.

Fast enough for what? If you're making games for fun, just take the time to learn. If you're trying to become a professional game maker *definitely* don't publish this slop, it will ruin your reputation before you even get the chance to publish something meaningful. 

I will admit that adding boobs is about the only way I could ever see myself finishing a game like this, but I think it will be better for my blood pressure if I skip this one. 

AI slop entirely vibe-coded. Looks terrible, plays terrible. Can we not have this be the future of gaming, please? 10,000 of these slop games released every day?

Honestly, I don't mind if it's slow on purpose, I just wanted to make sure that *I* wasn't doing anything wrong. I'll definitely test it out, though.

Is Fishing supposed to take forever, or am I doing something wrong? Seems like it takes me ~5 minutes to catch a single fish. 
(Using Fishing Rod 1 with Worms/Fish Cuts, 6-6-5-5-2 stats)

Seems pretty clear to me that this game was inspired by Terraformental, but fails to grasp what makes that game interesting. 

Terraformental starts out pretty linear, but it quickly opens up and allows the player to explore and experiment on their own, deciding which routes they'd like to take and how they'd like to manage their resources. 

The other thing that Terraformental has going for it is the writing; the mystery of the alien artifacts and the time loop is genuinely compelling, and trying to determine why there are no other survivors while finding a way to keep yourself alive for more than a few minutes is a perfect alignment of player interests and character interests.

It's not an easy style of game to copy. Getting the balance just right is going to be difficult, and creating a compelling story to go alongside the gameplay may be even more challenging than that.

I wish you luck in your endeavor.

The Sledgehammer is waaaaay too strong in the current iteration. 

I'd suggest changing the boost to be per Mineral played, that way it still synergizes strongly with 0-cost Minerals, but isn't just a free win for any build. 

Excellent proof of concept. I love the art style, I love the "relics" being pieces taken from other board games.

The hard part is going to be getting the balance right. Balatro works because you get a huge hand of cards and choose which ones to play. This game uses the regular rules of Yacht Dice as the core mechanics, without any adjustments to assist the player. 

A good example of this problem in action: I've played 5 full games of this and never once managed to hit a "Pentacle" even with a reroll build. So why is Pentacle included in the very limited scoring options that the player starts with? It's just going to be a 0 for the first few rounds unless you get insanely lucky. 

This could be mitigated somewhat by having different starting loadouts of scoring combinations (similar to Balatro's different decks). For instance, you could have a loadout that starts with 5 "Full House" as the scoring options, but the dice only contain 1s, 2s, and 3s. 

I'll definitely be keeping an eye on this project. The potential is there, you just gotta land the plane. 👍

Calling this a "game" is a bit of a stretch. It's basically a slideshow where you need to click more every time you want to see the next slide. 

The pixel art looks nice.

Instead of random chance for the lab experiments, it would be nice if there were some way for the player to influence the outcome. 

As it stands, I just save-scum every time I want to do an experiment because losing 5 samples to a 95% chance is absolutely ridiculous. 

Wait, nevermind. Add a "skip game" button, this is trash.

Suggestion: add a "skip intro" button.

If the full release of this is good, you'll instantly be elevated from my Top 10 to actual G.O.A.T. itch dev. 

No pressure, though. 😅

This is a really fun idea and excellent proof of concept. I was skeptical of the idea and within the first 2 puzzles I was instantly sold.

Unfortunately halfway through the second stage I entered a puzzle and the game stopped accepting any inputs from me. This happened right after acquiring the "Golden Key" item, so possibly has something to do with that?

It's so exhausting knowing that AI vibe-coded projects like this are going to flood storefronts now.

This "game" is a UX nightmare. Within the first 5 minutes of playing, I had 5 different windows or popups break in ways that made no sense. 

It is clear that you have not played your own game to any degree, or you'd immediately recognize how tedious it is to navigate the various menus, or how unintuitive it is to place something like the "start" button in the top right corner rather than near the CENTER OF THE SCREEN.

I understand that AI tools are going to be used from now on to assist with coding projects, but you can't seriously expect to have the AI do the entire game for you and then expect it to be good. 

0/5

Man, I'm sorry. I'm just super cautious about AI sneaking around. I apologize for calling into question your humanity. ❤

Even this response wasn't written by a human. Are you using an app to translate your text into English? Because if so, that app is displaying all the hallmarks of an LLM: overuse of emdashes, overly positive messaging, etc.
Of course, you could just prove you're a real person and post a seahorse emoji. 

This creator appears to be using AI to respond to comments and seems to have used AI to code this game. I hope I'm wrong, but the signs are all there.

Up until now I've played the updates as you release them, but I'm curious to know: do you intend to make any significant changes to the earlier sections of the game as you expand the story and content further outward? 

I ask because I want to know whether I should be playing this update right this minute or if I should just be patient  and wait for a full release. 😅

I definitely leveled the Atelier multiple times, as the only actions I could perform that did anything were searching for ingredients and selling. I believe my Atelier was level 9 or 10 every time that I ended up with weeks in a row of no events happening. 

Playing the browser version and there seems to be an issue with the Maid quest line. I've reset multiple times, but no matter what I do I always get to the point where I find out where her apartment is, and then I cannot trigger any new events. If I try to "push" her, I get the dialogue "I don't even know where she lives" even though I just learned that information. 

On top of that, Senna implies that she's going to come up with a solution to the Maid problem, but then she doesn't do anything.

Finally, the quest triggers for obtaining certain photos seem to be tied to the gallery, which means that starting a new game after you've progressed in the story will cause many events to trigger in the wrong order (for instance, I accused Tisna of being a pervert the first time that I met her). I'd definitely suggest finding a different way to set those flags, or making the main menu gallery track progress independently from the active save file. 

This is an interesting idea, but without any way to track anything within the game itself, it feels pretty bad to play. If you were to expand on this concept, some way to trace the shape or take notes about the shape within the game would go a long way.

Just adding more data for the crash report:
I am playing on Chrome. The game crashed the first time I ended a day at the second fishing location and when I reloaded the game there was no save data. I played until I reached the second fishing location again and it crashed in the exact same spot. 

The screen that calculates earnings pops up and then the game crashes.

From the moment I sliced the first Orange, I knew this game would be fun. Momentum-based knife-swinging is not something I knew I needed in my life, but this was so much fun to control I was honestly a bit sad when I won. 

I hope this becomes a genre of game: Beyblade-likes. 😄

Neither was too loud per se, but I was trying to listen to a podcast at the same time and I had to mute the game in order to hear the podcast. 
Obviously this is a game jam project so you have to prioritize the gameplay over any kind of options menu, but if you plan to update this at all after the jam, accessibility features are always a plus.

This is an incredibly simple and fun concept.

Please add audio settings. 😅😅

Suggestion: ditch the timer. It sucks.

This could be a great game if you just get to be a big monster eating tons of stuff. You are shooting yourself in the foot by continuously interrupting the fun part of the game and forcing the player into the skill tree.

It does not fundamentally add anything to the game, all it does is remove any chance of me becoming invested in the gameplay.

Do you mind shouting out the other two games that are in your top 3? I love games like this.

Does getting a higher score ever change the scene, or is it just the one loop?

Really lovely art. The red arrows feel a bit unfair. Definitely at the edge of human reaction speed.

This became tedious very quickly. An incremental game needs some way of becoming automated, even if it was just automating the box purchasing process. 

Collecting the Green Square currently breaks the game. I know it has a message saying there's no content after that point anyway, but I wanted to make my number get bigger.

Fun ideas so far. I think a concept like this will live or die based on what other side-games/additional tabs you add. Filling up a square and rolling some dice can only stay interesting for so long.

Maybe find a way to work a fishing minigame into a layer? 😄

You probably shouldn't reveal the correct letters to the player until *after* the word is submitted. Makes it pretty easy to win if I can just guess each letter one at a time without sending any words. 😅
Cute art style.