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sure whatever loser

not responding to violence sorry i think i'm just the bigger man here

YEAH!!! Maybe I DO you DROOLING ASS! I HATE YOU!!!!

oh do you have some kind of problem BUDDY? HUH???

actually shut up dude

what is this guy on about

It is a COOL idea to rush around the place and grab the bullets before they reach the other side. The main problem for me is that the bullets are way too fast to react to most of the time. There ARE patterns that you can get ahead of and predict although I am kind of bad at that so maybe skill issue, I feel the bullets are mainly faster or only slightly slower than the player though, so by the time you recognise the pattern they are likely already past you and you can't go back and get them... Even when you do get them you're kinda missing a bit because of the not-wholly-accurate-feeling movement and your hitbox isn't big enough to just barely grab them. I feel a lot of the time if you miss a bullet it's more because of back luck than a skill issue. When you can get in front of a chain and get them all in the pattern I DO feel pretty POWERFUL, however!!

The graphics are pretty COOL, the models are high quality and stuff. I wish there was more motion because the strange mechanical tentacle thing is neat as hell and I fuck with it heavy, while the rocket ships are just stagnant on the side which is a strange thing to do in a space war. Also seems to not be sure if the style is blocky and 3D-retro or smooth and high quality.

Audio would be pretty cool..

this reminds me of when i took care of my pet bird before they tragically got struck directly by lightning on a clear sunny day. very good!

i always like games where you can build yourself physically by just adding stuff on so this is a good basis! just wish there was some better objective than just survive.

this FUCKS. very fun to find. this would make a great walking simulator or exploration game if you ever choose to expand it...

thank you very much!!

The challenges after you beat the levels are the BEST thiing EVER!!!

thanks unc

jumping from platform to platform is fun. Although it seems like the jump height is inconsistent, like when you are further down you jump higher and vice versa. I don't think I've seen the squid in the top 50% of the screen, it makes it kinda hard to gauge where you can jump to. There are also a lot of collisions, you have to avoid all platforms else you'll hit your head on them and lose - I suggest to make them one way, maybe by creating an empty that is positioned at the very bottom of the squid's hitbox and each platform has an empty at the top its hitbox, and when the squid's velocity is going downwards, all platforms with empties below the squid's empty's collisions are enabled and all the ones above are disabled.

The game mechanic is pretty genius, and the levels are thought out really well. Initially, as the only loop is in the screen wrapping, you think it's not fully utilized, but then the blue levels come in and integrate them way better AWESOME GAME!!

This is just really well designed - there are paths that having certain powerups lets you go through faster (one main one specifically) and finally getting it together and beating it feels really good.

Very cute art! I think the idea could be good but I think having just one objective doesn't really work, especially when you choose it over several times, it kinda makes it more than one level. It would be more interesting if the objectives stacked, so you would have to dodge meteors and catch snowflakes to beat the level, and then if you select dodge meteors again more meteors appear. As it stands it's kind of just a level selection screen.

This is a very slow start game, but it does pick up and get fun! I think the main issue is that watching the rollercoasters get to the end doesn't really have you do much, which is especially boring at the beginning, with you just clicking a button and, on top of that having to wait between each time you do it. I think watching the rollercoaster is the best part of the game (eventually), though, seeing the little guys fly out, I think it just needs more interaction. Maybe you could click on the little guys to catch them and save them or something and the rollercoaster starts automatically, I dunno. I stopped when I think I had too many carts and the start rollercoaster button stopped working, but I had fun!

The idea and especially the artwork are pretty good, but there wasn't really much thought at all going into my play session because all the combinations are shown to you when you hover your mouse. I think it would've been a lot better if the hints to make the different actions were the same as the ones on the bottom right, where it's a sentence and you have to figure out how to get there. 

Cool idea to use the theme! Making the food takes a bit of thought, what with thinking about the colours, but it does get a bit overwhelming at points.

Best game about shoving junk into a hole I've played! 

The aesthetic of the game is really cool and the story keeps you going.

While fun at first, after the face appears the gameplay of throwing stuff into a hole doesn't really change much. It could be better if there was a bit more to think about, like maybe the face moves up and down so you have to time your throw better to get it in, or you have to only throw in a certain type of trash for a time.

Nonetheless, very funky and fun! 

This is actually a really clever battle system! I was really thinking about the best options I had, until I unlocked the wizard and was able to stunlock the boss from ever doing anything. It was a bit confusing when the enemy changed his pattern, some notification would've been good. It was also a bit awkward changing the spells on the fly (while paused obviously, I mean without a real 'time' to do it?) - it might be an idea, which would fix both the problems, to have the game run in sections where the game pauses and you select the spells and then it runs for a set length without you being able to stop it, then it pauses and the monster's pattern changes and you can change yours. But it's a really interesting and cool game! The graphics were also brilliant.

Fun! It's cool to see the puzzles in games where the rules change. I got stuck on controlling nothing for quite a while and couldn't beat it, but there were some cool tricks in there, definitely. 

Cool idea, it just takes too long to speed up to really grab you. When I died I didn't want to restart cos it would take so long to get to where it got challenging again. Stopping while punching also ruined the flow a lot, it would be better to keep moving while punching. Art was pretty good though!

the movement was fun but the actual level was pretty boring to go through. I didn't see how your previous lives actually help you. I quit because I fell down a pit and had to restart which would take a while and wasn't very fun. I can see with some proper levels this being pretty good though.

Good music, really nice graphics, Unfortunately I couldn't beat it because there was one jump that was just too high on level 18. It's fun but hard - at points I feel it's unfair because there are several time-based obstacles at once that often aren't in sync and don't reset their positions when they die so you have to wait around a bit, which when paired with the difficulty can be annoying. Getting propelled by the orb was very fun though, I just wish you had at least a bit of control once you've used it cos there are quite a few 'so close' moments that are annoying. Good stuf!"!!!!!!!!

I would gamble all my cigarettes in this game if I could!!

lovely little game, sweet message at the end.

Pretty cool idea, I just wish there was more room on the board to be able to actually strategize on how to use the special moves to their best effects.

I was going to write about how confused I was and how waiting to be able to do anything was too long but then I saw you said the game was unfinished - sorry about that, it sounds like it could have been cool.

Thanks for catching that, I’ll try to fix it when I can.

All good man! Thanks for adding it there!

Pretty fun idea and game! I just wish it was more obvious what you should have eaten, sometimes you need to eat a specific combination of worms and flies but it doesn't tell you what the combination is, and so it's annoying to try and figure it out with trial and error.

The movement is very fun! Unfortunately I didn't complete the game because the camera is so very zoomed in it was hard to tell where I was.

Thanks! Sorry about the crash, that's probably poor optimisation on my end, but thanks!

Fun!! I wasn't expecting it to turn into a stealth game. I liked the difference between when you're near things you can hide under and when you're slowly crossing across the non-water parts, and how you learn the map a bit to figure out how to do that best. 

Fun game! At the start I thought it would be a bit simple because of how fast everything was being upgraded but the member system actually added a lot of planning, I found.

thanks

Really sorry about the dizzy thing, but thank you very much! It means a lot!

THANKS!!!! Yeah maybe I should have foreseen that...