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I’m glad you like it! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ

You’re not wrong that it’s overly paranoid but as an example the Cow Girl Vending Machine project I have is necessarily a locally run application.

When initially distributing it, several users were getting notifications from windows that it was being blocked as a known trojan threat by windows defender. I was legitimately concerned that LibGDX, the framework that I rely on, had somehow been compromised.

Apparently this was all a known issue through the construo build system it uses to package EXEs, and in a later version LibGDX actually downgraded the construo version they use just to mitigate these false positives.

Regardless, it was a few days of no sleep for me, worrying that I’d been compromised, the toolchain I use was compromised, and somehow I had been unwittingly spreading malware to friends and customers. (눈_눈)

Web-only distribution where web-only distribution works is less work, and less headache. ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

Nope. My personal philosophy is that if something can run in the browser it should run in the browser. It’s just safer.

Based on this forum post while Itch does have virus and malware scanning, “VirusTotal is not accurate enough in a lot of cases for us to automatically suspend content, so typically content gets put into a review queue where we human review it.”

While I would never knowingly distribute malware, if something sneaky made it into an executable program that I put up for download I would never forgive myself.

HTML5 games are just MUCH SAFER, and it’s better if you don’t have to trust me bro to enjoy the game.

If the screen starts breaking on the growth animation then you reached the biggest size. ( 〃▽〃)

Oh I get what you mean now.

There’s no way google would allow this on the play store, and there’s been articles about disabling side loading on android in the new year. Supporting a mobile version would be a huge pain.

That combined with what I’ve said about a downloadable versions otherwise, and the answer is pretty solidly ‘no.’

There’s literally touch controls. You can just play it on your phone, homie.

Nope. My personal philosophy is that if something can run in the browser it should run in the browser. It’s just safer.

Based on this forum post while Itch does have virus and malware scanning, “VirusTotal is not accurate enough in a lot of cases for us to automatically suspend content, so typically content gets put into a review queue where we human review it.”

While I would never knowingly distribute malware, if something sneaky made it into an executable program that I put up for download I would never forgive myself.

HTML5 games are just MUCH SAFER, and it’s better if you don’t have to trust me bro to enjoy the game.

Hi Support Homies, hoping we can sort things out.

Ticket number 278880 regarding payout ID 172913 created on march 7th

Ticket number 298758 regarding the previous payout ID, as well as 188676 created on July 7th

I also currently have payout ID 195493 created over 2 weeks ago. No support ticket has been created regarding this one yet.

On July 17th It was requested that I update my tax information, which was completed on July 22nd. The tax information appears to be validated.

Any assistance processing these payouts would be greatly appreciated. I just upgraded my GPU and it was a bit financially irresponsible. (￣▽￣*)ゞ

Itch has put out a statement on this here

The TL;DR is a group of aussie TERFs has been on a rampage against NSFW games of any nature. This is the same group that hit steam.

For the time being, until Itch completes it’s internal audit Milk Bounce 2 is going to be delisted.

I’ve been working on an update for Milk Bounce 2, and hopefully we can come back with some god stuff once this matter is settled.

They bounce so much (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

After extensive research I can confirm that the Windows Defender issue is a false positive. If this issue affects your PC, please use the JAR version, and ensure you have Java installed. Java Download

WELL THIS IS EMBARRASSING - the newest build is being flagged as malicious by windows. Rolling back to an earlier build so I can investigate what’s creating the false positive.

• Sometimes the program will open a Twitch Authentication browser window even though the program has authenticated without issue. These can be ignored.
• If the scores folder is deleted, the program will not automatically create a new one. in this situation please create a folder called “scores” in the same folder as the jar/exe file.
• If the vending machine timeout is set between 0 to 3 seconds in the settings, the vending machine might flash repeatedly as it fades out. Values of -1 to disable the fade out, or values greater than 3 seconds should work without issue.

Honestly, not a bad idea.

Neither more, or less. Just a degen living their best life. ┐(︶▽︶)┌

Correct. There’s no touch controls right now. Just keyboard and controller.

Don’t worry, the source code is on 7 HDDs I pulled from the dumpster at work.

I’m not joking.

Nope. My personal philosophy is that if something can run in the browser it should run in the browser. It’s just safer.

Based on this forum post while Itch does have virus and malware scanning, “VirusTotal is not accurate enough in a lot of cases for us to automatically suspend content, so typically content gets put into a review queue where we human review it.”

While I would never knowingly distribute malware, if something sneaky made it into an executable program that I put up for download I would never forgive myself.

HTML5 games are just MUCH SAFER, and it’s better if you don’t have to trust me bro to enjoy the game.

That’s just me being lazy.

Going a little bit off screen is helpful to juggle things falling near the edges towards the middle, but I never limited how far you can go.

So if you keep running off screen you’ll just go forever, or until too much milk spills. What ever comes first.

That’s a weird one. I’m not certain what could be causing that. Does it happen on every browser or just your main one?

That’s the largest size on the score screen. If you had at the glass break affect going on during the game, then that’s the largest size as well. (*￣▽￣)b

Same. Bless. 🙏

It’s not too shabby for a gamejam game.

If I had to criticize anything, the controls aren’t intuitive. While it would definitely take more time to implement than keyboard controls, touch controls would have been nice, especially since I needed to keep a finger on the mouse for the restart button anyway.

The only major gripe I have for game play is the “levitation” blocks or what ever they might be called internally. Having no way to visually understand their AOE made them very frustrating. I spent more time on the last level than every other level combined.

With some juice, cleanup, and touch controls I could see this evolving into a decent mobile puzzle game.

At this point in time I don’t plan to change this game at all.

If I make a sequel, I want it to support keyboard, controller, and touch input.

The web version will work on a phone, but you would need a bluetooth keyboard or USB keyboard plugged in.

I’ll make sure to make it’s sequel grosser and cringier ❤️

I’m glad you like it! ＼(￣▽￣)／

It’s a little bit scuffed, but I think I did a good job!

I LOEV 10/10

Lots of creativity on display!

If I had to criticize anything, the respawn, shoot, and gun animations were very slow. The time for these actions felt frustrating.

The electro hot dogs were also pretty frustrating, but sound ques could help with that. I didn’t realise they turned off at first.

Just click on the screen!(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I’m so glad you liked it! Good job on getting on the score board!

I’m so glad you enjoyed it! (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b

The bug described here is now fixed. HUZZAH!

For any devs out there, remember to send CORS headers in your web app scripts.

Saw you post this on a game dev thread in /v/, and holy shit, is it relevant to my interests.

HAving that said, GODDAMn you make me work for the 'levels.' I need to try again later, but I couldn't get past level 4. AND I KNOW things get more 'intense' after level 4.

Your webm on /v/ showed as such.

I'm really looking forward to progress on this game.

Cute game! I like the character designs so far, but feel like the controls are a bit difficult to get used to.

It's pretty cute, and it controls well.

for a while I was going to critisize it for being too easy, then it showed me up.

i think that's the biggest issue so far. I really have to rethink or adjust how attacking enemies works. Thanks for the feed back!

To get the boobs back edit the text file

on Windows %UserProfile%/.prefs/SorcellerieSortie

on Linux and OS X ~/.prefs/SorcellerieSortie

find the tag "trap" and change it's value to false.

PROTIP you can also fuck around with your scores, volume levels, and even keybinds here.

I intended to make an options screen, but got too lazy.

Hahahaha! I was wondering who the first to comment on "Trap mode" would be!

When the game is first run there's a 50% chance of being a boy!

it may be hard to see, but there's even a crotch buldge.

I liked customizing the dude, and playing with the different weapons.

Pumpkins are deadly, but running away from their shock wave killed me faster than taking the shock wave full on.

More sound effects would have added a lot to the game.

Nice controbution to the jam.

It looked really cute and innocent and then started screaming at me.

I have to way, I didn't expect the screaming.

otherwise the gameplay was fun, and music was catchy.

It also worked perfectly under WINE on linux.