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Am I the only one who's enjoying the humor more than anything else?  I'm about an hour or two in and I've lost count of how many times I've cackled my ass off.

it's been worth the wait each time so far...

"Eternum" is phenomenal.  "Ripples" is wonderful as well.

OH MY GOD VANESSA YOU FUCKING CHAMPION XD

Tell you what...if reincarnation is a thing I want to come back as a VN protagonist because this boy has it MADE.

No spoilers! XD

YOU SONOFABITCH you've ruined toothbrushes for me!

A bunch of ugly femcels, to the payment processors: "you should stop allowing people to buy what they want because it offends us!"

Us, their actual paying customers: "How much do you make off of them again?  Yeah I thought so."

It's cute how a bunch of fat man-hating feminists thought they could stop us.

Collective Shout can collectively go FUCK themselves; bar's open bois!

Death to censorship.  It is the path to fascism and tyranny and must be destroyed.

Whoah, site update!  I dig it.

Time to see how many 9s we can stack on before that 0 becomes a 1.

XD

Dude I laughed my ASS off at that scene.  I KNEW I was in for a treat as soon as it happened.

It's not just you.  I see that too and I'm using desktop PC with higher specs than that.  Pretty sure it's the game itself.

She can be but she's also your top cheerleader who supports you a hundred percent so...she gets a pass.

money means exactly what you think - you'll never have to worry about money again.  Haven't really explored all the other options yet but I imagine some of them would have to play out much later down the line.  I'm all the way up to the end of the current content and I can say (hopefully this doesn't count as much of a spoiler) that going with money will NOT leave you too weak to succeed, so don't feel bad about not picking power.

Seriously.  The entire premise is a world where elves are literally sex slaves and someone's upset about waking up to sex??  LOL.

Rinny can help.

Pffft.  Chicken.

Her character growth improves in time, though I admit she's not my favorite either.  Also, I wouldn't worry about 'rape;' it's pretty clear he's into it, even if he prefers being the instigator.

Well nothing says you can't; you just have to play around what you've got.  If you're worried about them escaping, you just need some high grade immobilizer parts to get their escape chance down to zero and they're set for life.

I'm feeling a little of column A, little of column B.

The idea is send your bots to the illegal arcades.  There's no real need or benefit to only restrict yourself to the legal places.  I honestly never found a need to purposely increase their intelligence though; just getting up to gen 3 parts with an appropriate shell makes them quite profitable already.

given the slightly bittersweet tone of the game's main music, I suspect the answer is yes.  I could be entirely wrong though.

It took all my self control to not wake my house with my laughter at that scene.

I will not tolerate this Nova slander.

Holy shit.  Slide Nova up to that very first spot and this is literally my tier list.

Can't wait to see who finally gets that last room...if it's not a new character then Eris tops my wishlist.

...Fuck.

Now I feel like an idiot for not putting that together.  I must be getting old.

Okay so I figured out how the multiverse pod worked but I gotta say that is a major pain in the ass...XD

Alright I must be blind or something because I'm not seeing how to properly import my save from 2.0.

AH.  duh.  I gotta play the game again and THEN offer it.  I see my error now.  I played the game once already and asked her about it; didn't figure I had to play it again.  DERP moment.

I DID IT!  I KEPT MY EYES UP LIKE A GENTLEMAN! XD

My GOD this is the greatest game ever.  Certainly the best VN the world has ever seen.  Caribdis, you are a GOD.

Thanks for the recommend because I got eternum and OH MY GOD THE PHONE CALL I CAN'T BREATHE XD

OH MY GOD THE PHONE CALL.  YOU KNOW THE ONE.  I'M CRYING.  MY CHEEKS HURT.  THELAUGHTERITWON'T STOPPLEASESENDHELP

Welp, I just got it installed and met Micaela and I'm still laughing as I type this.

GAWD.  DAYUM.  I slept on this one for WAY too fucking long.  HOLY SHEEIT.  What right does a PORN GAME have to be THIS FUCKING GOOD?  Shit alternates between erotic as fuck and hilarious as all god damn get out.  I found the page long ago but never got around to playing it; this thing is getting moved up in the bookmark list because this cast is CRAZY good.  It's not the first time I've been jealous of a fictional protagonist but mother of GOD this guy is LIVING THE DREAM.

I will be watching this page much more closely from now on because this is QUALITY.

nah, already checked.  none of the cheese variants are even appearing in the list of options when she asks.

I have plenty of cheese of all types yet I'm only able to select from a limited list of items for the fairy queen.  I haven't given her cheese before and I don't have the plant's weakness.  All the prerequisite quests are done so I have no idea what's wrong.