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1. it makes sense to open a pizza restaurant at 6AM on your first day, there's a lot of prep that needs done

I ENDURE WAVES OF PIZZAS FOR RANDOM PEOPLE.

DAD LOVES SHOUTING

mushroom and pineapple is a terrible pizza

adding features a week before ship? FIX BUGS, DIERDRE

 did they just shotgun a whole pizza 

pizza deliveries without a phone? how are you finding the homes? dead reckoning?

I was promised "increasingly erratic orders" but it's just mushroom and pineapple every time, which I guess *is* increasingly erratic but

"Watch me speedrun this shit" is not what you say to a playtester

i make games and nobody ever makes me free pizzas this is bullshit 

"there's too many bugs for it to be enjoyable" I TOLD YOU DIERDRE, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BUGS

.... FIX THE BUGS, THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO

thnak

DIERDRE ENDING

good work

I'm fond of https://learnxinyminutes.com/docs/ruby/ if you're already a programmer but just want to pick up on some of the quick syntax bits.

I guess that's a solution

but it's not going to work for my upcoming masterpiece, FONTQUEST IV: THE QUEST FOR MORE FONTS wait actually it is possible that this is a terrible idea for a game

The presence of "font.ttf" hints at some sort of ability to load, like, "otherFont.ttf", but I see no evidence of such an ability while poking through the sample apps or docs