1. it makes sense to open a pizza restaurant at 6AM on your first day, there's a lot of prep that needs done
I ENDURE WAVES OF PIZZAS FOR RANDOM PEOPLE.
DAD LOVES SHOUTING
mushroom and pineapple is a terrible pizza
adding features a week before ship? FIX BUGS, DIERDRE
did they just shotgun a whole pizza
pizza deliveries without a phone? how are you finding the homes? dead reckoning?
I was promised "increasingly erratic orders" but it's just mushroom and pineapple every time, which I guess *is* increasingly erratic but
"Watch me speedrun this shit" is not what you say to a playtester
i make games and nobody ever makes me free pizzas this is bullshit
"there's too many bugs for it to be enjoyable" I TOLD YOU DIERDRE, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BUGS
.... FIX THE BUGS, THAT IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
thnak
DIERDRE ENDING
good work