then take out your fucking trash during the day
You buffoon, do you really think it is that simple? The trash is piled to the ceiling. My house hasn't seen natural light in DAYS! I have no way of knowing when it is day or night (except on Tuesdays when Stacy comes over to pick me up for Pilates). And I know what you're going to say: "WhY NoT TaKe It OuT On TuEsDaY?" I AM NOT MISSING PILATES JUST TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH. No the only logical choice is to live this way for the rest of my days.