Hello Buddy, I am here to give you a warning. This game is incredible but it is also scary enough to make the bravest of company men shiver in their timbers. Ever since I have played this game, I have been too afraid to take my trash out in real life. Mountains upon mountains of trash bags are filling my hallways. I have to go through an obstacle course just to reach my damn bathroom. And the smell... you haven't though about the SMELL! It is too late for me. I have accepted my life as the trashman but there is still time for you. Run while you can!
You buffoon, do you really think it is that simple? The trash is piled to the ceiling. My house hasn't seen natural light in DAYS! I have no way of knowing when it is day or night (except on Tuesdays when Stacy comes over to pick me up for Pilates). And I know what you're going to say: "WhY NoT TaKe It OuT On TuEsDaY?" I AM NOT MISSING PILATES JUST TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH. No the only logical choice is to live this way for the rest of my days.