Thanks for the feedback. However, I'm confused on how it doesn't fit the theme. One of the main mechanics is that some of the boosts on each item is a lie and don't do anything. That way the game is lying to you about what each item does.
Oh.. really? I didn't even see an inventory system or a boost system. Well if thats the case i'll rerate it rn, sorry for the very inappropriate review. Thanks! :)
But still in my defense that sounds like the devs screwed up and gave the wrong item descriptions lol.