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Rated - Oh, man, that is hilarious. I didn't get past the "technology is bad for you" section - my main critique would be having to listen to the narration repeatedly. The animations were downright perfect and had me giggling every time. The narrator was just the right level of downright evil. I also ran into an issue where going between levels lagged long enough that I thought the game had crashed; there might just be enough content to need a loading screen of some kind. Loved it!