I'm glad your friend ate a whole block of cheese, that sounds delicious! I hope he didn't have any bathroom issues. Now, onto the serious part :p. The aesthetic is really good, kind of vaporwave. I love text-based games. Two suggestions come to mind: it would be good to include instructions on how to play in the itch description, and also, I spent some time writing but not much happened. Maybe the scoring for how fast you're sending emails and stuff could be quicker, or maybe some keys you should press and others you shouldn't. I'm used to typing fast so I was waiting for the keys to appear lol. Great game!