I don't think you can call anything you do in a game that is completely free "malicious" but I appreciate the effort either way! <3
Hah, but it kinda was! Instead of making a list and choosing a random unit from there, I just looped through every unit and gave them an small chance to be the victim. This loop didn't end when choosing someone, so last units to appear had more chance to be chosen!
This made bowies shoot knights and made archers snipe succubuses, oops