salty /ˈsɔːlti,ˈsɒlti/ adj.
3: tough or aggressive.
"a salty campaign strategist"
- (INFORMAL•US) angry or resentful, especially in response to a defeat or disappointment. "she was salty because I didn't go with her to her senior prom"
I'm not any of those right now. I'm literally just saying and you know what? I'm not that desperate. Can we just move on?
And by the way, if everything mattered to me less than they already do now (and I know life is meaningless and we're all just evolved worms, slaves of DNA trying to strive for happiness), I would just spend an entire semester bothering for the heck of it. I actually have better things to do than try to prove you wrong.