If you were to ask anyone who the most average bank robber was, that person would say Chell. And for Chell, this particular day started out like any other.
Chell woke up in her coffee shop. Then, Chell heard a knock on her door. Chell opened it.
There was a rather strange chair on the ground. Suddendly, it transforned into a vampire!
"My name is Chell, and I'm the most magical vampire in the universe!" the vampire said.
"Anyway, I think you would be better as a plumber, so I'm going to turn you into one." Chell said.
"No you won't!" Chell yelled. But it was too late. Chell cast a spell on Chell using her short orange wand. Chell swiftly transformed into a plumber.
Chell looked at Chell. "I think we should kiss!" Chell said.
"I'm sorry, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Chell said.
"Take that back!" yelled Chell.
Chell ran away, never to be seen again.
fin.
Confusing when two people have the same name